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Posted on 22nd Aug at 4:08 PM, with 72,524 notes
me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon
Posted on 22nd Aug at 4:05 PM, with 8,262 notes

aaldarisio:

i’m putting my degree to good use

Posted on 22nd Aug at 4:05 PM, with 3,116 notes
scully: do you believe in aliens
mulder: wait but like... they exist.
mulder: do you mean do i support them emotionally?
Posted on 22nd Aug at 4:03 PM, with 20,559 notes

Leaning Tower of Pisa lipstick case, ca. 1950. Louis Nichilo
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Leaning Tower of Pisa lipstick case, ca. 1950. Louis Nichilo

Posted on 22nd Aug at 4:03 PM, with 656,185 notes

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

Posted on 22nd Aug at 2:06 PM, with 385,499 notes

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

Posted on 22nd Aug at 1:04 PM, with 204,944 notes

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jane-b-nimbel:

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youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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Posted on 22nd Aug at 1:04 PM, with 158,271 notes
ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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